February 2012
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“Sometimes when I’m brushing my teeth, I’ll look in the mirror and I swear my...”
– Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe (via bunkercomplex)
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Anonymous asked: that's dame dash with killa.
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Gerard Manley Hopkins (1844-1889) Spring and Fall:
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, you With your fresh thoughts care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie; And yet you will weep and know why. Now no matter, child, the name: Sorrow’s...
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“You can’t navigate me. I may do mean things, and I may hurt you, and I may...”
– Reality Bites
“Quis hic locus? Quae regio? Quae mundi plaga?”
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“Everyone here is fucking crazy!”
“You wanna go home?”...”
– Girl, Interrupted
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“And why are you here?”
“Pseudologia fantastica.”...”
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Awesome.
clientsfromhell:
Me: Okay, let’s see if I can troubleshoot the problem. What internet browser are you using?
Client: Dell.
Me: No, what do you use to get on the internet?
Client: Oh! Google.
Me: Do you have the internet up right now?
Client: Yes!
Me: On your internet page in the upper left hand corner, is there an “e” with a swoosh around it?
Client: Yup! That’s Google.
